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Twa Demotivational Poster

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L

Dogs are Gentlemen -

IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

TAGS: dogs man mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:57 pm
Sounds like a Mark Twain quote, or at least in his style.

Why Are You There? -

TAGS: twain
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:38 am


TAGS: tv twain muppet
Rating: 2.48/5

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GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 5:14 am
Poop on the caption, but Statler and Waldorf rule :)

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain


TAGS: twas a sorry end to that guy
Rating: 4.95/5

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AingealVanHelsing - September 13, 2010, 7:32 am
Could never go too far, and I would definitely still hit that :)
thatonechick - August 23, 2010, 4:18 pm
LMAO Imma cut you! :P
Chompers - August 23, 2010, 10:44 am
I'd hit that.

DON'T GO AROUND SAYING THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING - The world owes you nothing. It was here first

TAGS: mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:58 am
One For The Road.


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah

PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!

TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off **** twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vib***** it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)


TAGS: park art patwaang
Rating: 4.7/5

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BrassMonkey - January 30, 2012, 10:18 pm
The great sight of oppertunity

DUELS - If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him. Mark Twain

TAGS: duels mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


TAGS: cats mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 9:55 pm
Like how to see with your ears, and find your way around with the aid of a white cane.
Peso - May 4, 2011, 6:58 am
Profound! Felt the same way when I tagged my 2nd wife. 5Ls

Blue Angels -

TAGS: mark twain quote
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 7, 2013, 8:38 pm
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 6:47 pm
Yeah, but in a 49 Luscombe you get way more time to enjoy it.
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:34 am
Yeah; the Blue Angels. :D

Anger -

TAGS: anger mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:57 pm

Really nice one, Bobb!~~

Jane Austen -



TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!

FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.

TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

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karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


TAGS: temptation cowardice mark twain calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 1, 2012, 10:10 am
thx Gary!
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:31 am
Yup. Good to see yer stuff, Gas, always.

Missed Opportunities -

Noise -

TAGS: noise chickens eggs asteroids twain
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:14 am
Hey Bobb ~ this sort-of reminds me of Glen Campbell's hit tune - I AM AN OMELETTE FOR THE COUNTY!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
This is s-o-o-o-o true. Lotsa social pressure amongst the biddies. Had one lay an egg fulla shyt just cause she was the last to produce. She was so proud of that shyt egg, struttin’ around an all.

HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain


Cranks -

Editing Software -

Laugh Power -

TAGS: laughter twain
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 1:17 am
"Poor old Mark Twain. He was a good idea, but couldn't be made to work" -Ambrose Bierce

BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space

SPOON - I Has One

TAGS: spoon balstwave doom
Rating: 3/5

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Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 11:19 pm
And I have a bowl. Let's find someone with cereal and have a party.
Atomic_Flame - January 14, 2009, 4:24 am
For those unfamiliar with the artist -> http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
With that spoon, he may divide by zero...
Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:20 pm
**** he has a spoon! Man i gotta get me one of those.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 6:52 pm
For some reason, I like this poster. A soldier flimsily pointing to a underrated utensil as if it means something is actually funny to me. The text only adds to the futility, and the artwork is nice.
LogicDude - November 5, 2008, 10:23 am
1 Poodle. You gots one.
energy - November 4, 2008, 9:23 pm
purpose - this poster has none
Roamer - November 4, 2008, 7:40 pm
Spooning leads to forking; then to knifing...

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT - Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts

TAGS: and i do my little turn on the catwalk
Rating: 2.87/5

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glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Whose the moron that could have ever thought this was a good style? It's not ***y or appealing in anyway shape or form... uck...
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:28 am
I saw a guy wearing an outfit like this, walking down the street once...left, right...left, right...foooomp, FACEPLANT! pants fell around his ankles and the dude went flying...lol'd till I thought i was gonna pee myself!

TRANSLATION SOFTWARE - It cannot be trusted.

TWA - towards the end, it looked like this

TAGS: twa airlines planes jets
Rating: 1.24/5
Geek - August 5, 2008, 4:48 pm
Do they serve TWA-Tea on those flights ?
K-Ro - July 30, 2008, 1:41 am
Looked like a DC-9 or American airlines?

Two Days -

TAGS: 2 two days mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2016, 2:31 am
I shtill habn't figured out that second one---worrkin' on it though---BRAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!! ^!
concern3 - October 16, 2016, 3:32 am
Great pic, funny poster, UP yours
DirtyOldMan - October 15, 2016, 12:08 pm
So do I *BELCH* :)
JesusWept - October 15, 2016, 12:02 pm
I'm still figuring it out *BURP*

This is not -

TAGS: sratwars doobie
Rating: 3/5

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Oldsod - March 1, 2015, 6:24 am
Legend tells of a feller what looked a lot like you, but he's not been seen in ages. Welcome back.